The (almost) "Daily" Sexy

My cupcake looks like it has a hat...

Lavender flavored icing, vanilla cake, candied edible pansies...

What's that you say? I'm awesome? Oh...yah, i already knew that. ;)

The (almost) "Daily" Sexy.

Paradise in Seattle? No no no...just two people in the right place at the right time. I guess if you include the photographer (yours truly) it's three people in the right place at the right time.

The (almost) "Daily" Sexy.

Who Said only vibrating machines could be sexy?

Seattle is growing up!!!

What with the link light rail and all...it's like an actual urban city.They recently added these nifty machines, that are very similar to the BART (Bay Area Metro Transit) machines, i suppose you can purchase your link light rail tickets, bus passes, and other transportation shenanigans.This wins for sexy today because, they look pretty, and they're new and shiny..and they are changing the face of public transportation for Seattle!



Way to go, Seattle! So while we're on the topic lets see, what cool things has Seattle accomplished in the last 20 years?

1) Frasier--understandably not that cool...but still the city got attention

2) Nirvana-- okay ...too easy..

3) Singles (the movie)-- Bill Pullman? Kyra Sedgwick? Matt Dillon?Bridget Fonda? ..can you think of a better/cooler cast to depict depressing Seattlite loneliness?? I mean maybe if they included Jeanine Garofalo, but I think she was busy being promiscuous (yah i dont know who'd want her either) in Reality Bites.

4)Sleepless in Seattle--worst movie ever...but, Tom Hanks is pretty awesome, still.
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jumping several years...

5) Grey's Anatomy--because who doesn't want to see a bunch of doctors talk about their STDs, and their alcoholic fathers, and self servingly apply every one of their patients' issues to their own lives.

6) America's 50 Greenest Cities : Seattle's ranked 8th...which is pretty amazing if you ask me. Between all the meth heads and the homeless people trashing our streets, Seattle still manages to be adamant about keeping it's environment clean and breathable!

7) A transit system that is not half bad. Sure...the buses stop working on snow days...but whatever, in time these buses will pwn any sort of natural disaster!

I may have missed a few other awesome things...add on if you'd like. bitte!

The (almost) "Daily" Sexy.

Edible Bugs? No way!! Crispy, bed bugs?? OOOOhh yeah..
I keep thinking that there's going to be a point when I'm going to wake up and realize i'm sharing a bed with a hobo (spider). For those of you who know me, you've surely heard my HUGE spider, story...that by the way, after cleaning out my entire room and basement, is still very much MIA. I hate bugs, they're sneaky and they make crinkly sounds when you step on them....

Having said that, this centipede gets the prize for sexyness today. To start, check out those legs in the back (or what I think are legs)...they're just kind of hanging out looking all important and intimidating. Also, his antennas are adorably sloppy.

I felt bad because although centipedes are kind of evil and bite or do something to you that causes pain, this one was kind of like the stoned version of a centipede. It hung out on my floor for a while, like he had no clue what he was doing, or how he got there. I imagine the conversation between his father and him went something like this.

"Son, it's time you learned how to fend for yourself. Go, bite that one girl with the messy room. Teach her a thing or two about pain!"

"You got it pops...right after I finish this hit"
"I said NOW, Junior"

"Alright alright! Wait...what is it you want me to do once I creep into the bedroom?.."

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Alas, Junior lost the battle. I put a cup over him, and he hasn't moved for days.

Joey: 1 Junior: 0

The (almost) "Daily" Sexy.

the sexiest piece of technoloy, i've seen since the laser.


I don't know much about anything tech related, but I do know a thing or two about pretty things...

Apple, for example, makes a cocktail of pretty things. I have all sorts of irrational crushes on their marketing team. When I walk into the Apple store I get butterflies in my stomach. I'm immediately overcome by the urge to run my fingers over everything. It's similar to how I get when I walk into a Microsoft party,wait no, it's not that way at all...

Sometimes I go in to just stare at all the products, and while I'm absolutely entranced by their iwhatevers, all the bustling sounds of sales persons, apprehensive customers, and obnoxious techno music, dissipates, and it's just me, the iMac and love.

But anyhow enough of that...the point is, this Macbook case, is my first "TADS" entry, because just look at it...sure it's not made by Apple ( (*) Speck), but still... If I was a Macbook, I'd totally want that all over me.

If you're wondering, it's totally as satiny as it looks. It's also incredibly durable, has rubberized feet, and it's kind of see through, which is essential because the little Apple logo has to show through when the computer's on (duh). They come in all sorts of colors,too...but they're all like Jolly Rancher colors, and honestly...those are kind of lame. For the serious, elegant type (which totally describes me)...charcoal is the perfect color.

I decided I want satin pillows now, and silk blankets (i know i know..i used to judge people with silk bedding). Also, I'm going to look for this same type of cover for everything I own. Soon my whole room will look like a cave, but at least I'll want to touch everything. Curious?